ACADEMIC ORACY MARDI GRAS 2017 "I Can Talk!" from Charlotte's Web Isn't is great, that I articulate Isn't it grand, that you can understand? I don't grunt, I don't oink, I don't even squeak or squawk If I wanna say a something, I open up and talk I can talk, I can talk talk talk, I can talk I'm pop with perspicacity I'm loaded with loquacity My vocalized veracity is tops Grammatically each pit of me is the verbalized epitome My plethora of patter never stops Isn't is great, that I articulate Isn't it grand, that you can understand? I don't grunt, I don't oink, I don't even sqeak or squack When I wanna say a something, I open up and talk I can talk, I can talk talk talk, I can talk Its wondrous and mystical I‘m hardly egotistical Because of this linguistical aplomb But speaking quite pragmatically My self esteem emphatically Dramatically improved since I was dumb Isn't is great, that I articulate Isn't it grand, that you can understand I don't grunt, I don't oink, I don't even squeak or squawk When I wanna say a something, I open up and talk I can talk, I can talk talk talk, I can, Spoken: (sheep) – why don't you keep it down --- I can talk! An exercise in antonyms: http://www.englishforeveryone.org/PDFs/Level_11_Antonyms_1.pdf A list of informal and formal expressions in English: https://2qdocg2za8g336a8w21fo83z-wpengine.netdna-ssl.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/Formal-Informal -Word-List.pdf